Cactus Jack: Sure
Gene: Can I talk about the Nasty Boys with you?
Cactus Jack: I'd like to talk about something else
first. The Flintstones, Gene. I love the Flintstones.
But you answer me this: How many times does Fred have
to buy the ribs before he realizes the car's gonna tip
Gene: I know that story! Give me a break!
Cactus Jack: Well let's check back into reality. The
fact is that Fred Flintstone's a cartoon character and
Cactus Jack is just a mortal man. But not when it comes to the Nasty Boys! I'm not mortal anymore! I'm Cactus
Jack! and this is Maxx Payne. Which means January 27,
Clash of the Champions, on live national TV! We're
going to take those gold belts from around your
disgusting, fat, putrid waists and put 'em on our fat
putrid waists! Gene, trust me, it'll be a do time, a
dabba do time, we'll have a gay old time! BANG
Cactus Jack: We'll have a gay old time! BANG BANG!!